Cheesecake

Mom comes home. Owen: "Did you bring me a present?" Mom: "Just me." Owen (whining): "Awwww." Dad comes home. Owen: "Did you bring me a present?" Dad: "Just this cheesecake." Owen: "Now THAT'S a present."

As I was backing out of the garage today....

Owen: Dad, can I watch a movie on the way to school?
me: No it's a short trip, Let's just visit. We could
talk about Noah and Hudson.
Owen: No dad.
me: We could talk about Ms. Lisa.
Owen: No dad.
me: We could talk about the pirate ship at your school.
Owen: Dad let's just calm down, calm down (emphasized with palms-down hand gestures)

Then he became Alvin and I became Dave.